meri aaj ki situation

doston kal exam hai aur aaj yeh haal hai

kahan koi kitab aisi mili,
jispar dil luta dete,
har 1 ne dimaag khaya kis-kis ko nipta dete,
ab syllabus dekhkar sonchte hain k 1 mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete…

If Indian Movies Were Released by Microsoft

  1. The names of movies shall be as follows:-

 

  1. Munna Bhai MCSE

 

  1. Kal MSN Ho Na Ho

 

  1. Love in mIRC

 

  1. Tere Nick

 

  1. ID Mil Gaya

 

  1. Chat To Kero

 

  1. Ek Programmer Thi

 

  1. Yeh Hack Horaha Hai

 

  1. Hum Pyar PC Se Kar Baithe

 

  1. Network Ke Us Paar

 

  1. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai

 

  1. Aao Chat Kare

 

  1. C++ Wale Job Le Jayenge

 

  1. Programmer No.1

 

  1. Mera Naam Developer

 

  1. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein

 

  1. Do Processor, Baarah Terminal

 

  1. Tera Code Chal Gaya

 

  1. Har Din Jo Mail Karega

 

  1. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi

 

  1. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehtha Hai

 

  1. Raju Ban Gaya MCSD

 

  1. Client Ek Numbari

 

  1. C ++Programmer Dus Numbari

 

  1. Login Karo Sajana

 

  1. Naukar PC Ka

 

  1. 1942 — A Bug Story

 

  1. Kaho Na Virus Hai

 

  1. Crash Se Crash Tak

 

  1. Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai

Apna to sab kuch doston se hai,

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Apna to sab kuch doston se hai,
Khushi bhi doston se hai,
Gam bhi doston se hai…
Takraar bhi doston se hai,
Pyar bhi doston se hai..
Roothna bhi doston se hai,
Manana bhi doston se hai..
Baat bhi doston se hai,
Misaal bhi doston se hai..N
asha bhi doston se hai,
Shaam bhi doston se hai..
Zindagi ki shuruvaat bhi doston se hai,
Zindagi main mulakaat bhi doston se hai..
Mohabbat bhi doston se hai,
Inaayat bhi doston se hai..
Kaam bhi doston se hai,
Naam bhi doston se hai..
Khyal bhi doston se hai,
Armaan bhi doston se hai..
Khvab bhi doston se hai,
Maahol bhi doston se hai..
Yaadein bhi doston se hai,
Mulakaatein bhi doston se hai..
Sapne bhi doston se hain,
Apne bhi doston se hai..
Ya yoon kahoon yaro,
Apni to duniya hi doston se hai……!!

What does Love mean to you guys

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4

to 8 year-olds, “What does love mean?”

The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have
imagined. See what you think:

  •  When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and
  • paint her toenails anymore.
    So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.”

  • When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.
    You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.”

  • Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving
    cologne and they go out and smell each other.”

  • Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your
    French fries without making them give you any of theirs.”

  • Love is what
    makes you smile when you’re tired.”

  • Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.”

  • Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of
    kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss”

  • Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop
    opening presents and listen.”

  • If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a
    friend who you hate,”

  • Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.”

  • Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still
    friends even after they know each other so well.”

  • My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.”

  • Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.”

  •  Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsome than Robert Redford.”

  • Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him
    alone all day.”

  • I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.”

  • When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come  out of you.” (what an image)

  • Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn’t think it’s gross.”

  • You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.”

    And the final one –

  • Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked
    about a contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find  the most caring child.

    The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman’s yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.

  • When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said, “Nothing, I just helped him cry”

My Mood Today

Hi all ,

Yep I am sharing my mood today n believe me I am in toooooo bad mood today .

  1. Subah uthte hi bhajan sunna pada (These bloody ring tones ).
  2. Then mumma ka lecture to do puja n all that .
  3. And know from the unexpected one ; A Bloogger Friend

 

So just to tell all of them and as an avid atheist, I’ve come across many quotes that describe xactly how I feel abt religion n God, some of the quotes i bliv in n if believing like this is called atheism then yes I am a atheist.

“I believe in God, only I spell it Nature , Science and My Motherland .”

“We would be 1,500 years ahead if it hadn’t been for the church dragging science back by its coattails and burning our best minds at the stake.” – Catherine Fahringer



Justin Brown
“An Atheist believes that a hospital should be built instead of a church. An Atheist believes that deed must be done instead of a prayer said. An Atheist strives for involvement in life and not escape into death. He wants disease conquered, poverty vanished, war eliminated.”



Dennis McKinsey:

If God kills, lies, cheats, discriminates, and otherwise behaves in a manner that puts the Mafia to shame, that’s okay, he’s God. He can do whatever he wants. Anyone who adheres to this philosophy has had his sense of morality, decency, justice and humaneness warped beyond recognition by the very book that is supposedly preaching the opposite.



G.K. Chesterton:

I always like a dog so long as he isn’t spelled backward.



Wendy Kaminer:

I don’t spend much time thinking about whether God exists. I don’t consider that a relevant question. It’s unanswerable and irrelevant to my life, so I put it in the category of things I can’t worry about.



Arthur C. Clarke

“Religion is a byproduct of fear. For much of human history, it may have been a necessary evil, but why was it more evil than necessary? Isn’t killing people in the name of God a pretty good definition of insanity?”



Andrew Carnegie

“I don’t believe in God. My god is patriotism. Teach a man to be a good citizen and you have solved the problem of life.”



 

“Atheism is a requirement for a complete human being. Religion is a crutch that is shackled to you, one you never really needed in the first place, but were convinced by others that you couldn’t live without. Once you discover it’s only an illusion, that it’s not even a real crutch, you discard it gladly.” – Brent Yaciw

 

and at the end I hope By the year 2020, ,we will raise our children to believe in human potential, not God.

Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool

Hi friends ,

got a mail from a group from Bhoomi patel (donno who is she but but her mails r too gud).

in this mail a girl telling us why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool

check it 0ut

  1. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
  2. If u don’t have a girlfriend, she can’t dump u.
  3. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
  4. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
  5. You won’t have to tolerate someone else defining, “right” and “wrong” for u.
    Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can’t do anything according ur wishes anymore.
  6. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
  7. You won’t have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.
  8. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.
  9. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.(i like love stories so this is not aprob for me :) )
  10. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u’ll sin less.
  11. You can have good night’s sleep-no need to dream about her.
  12. You wont have to fight over having a ‘special’ friend with ur folks.
  13. No nonstop nonsense.
  14. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
  15. No tension.
  16. You can be “urself”
  17. You wont have to hide your telephone bills…..

and these 2 lines from me to all f u

Dnt force urslf 2 fall n luv jst bcoz u thnk its ur turn.
W8 4 a while, mayb cupids jst hving a hard tym searchin 4 d heart dat deservs d kind of luv u can gv!

Gone are the days!!! My Friend…

just got a mail from a group

just read it if u love ur school days.

When

The school reopened in June,

And we settled in our new desks and

benches!

When we queued up in book depot,

And got our new books

and notes!

When we wanted two Sundays and no Mondays, yet

managed to line up daily for the morning prayers.

We learnt writing with

slates and pencils, and

Progressed To fountain pens and ball pens and then Micro tips!

When we began drawing with crayons and evolved to

Color pencils and finally sketch pens!

When we started calculating

first with tables and then with

Clarke’s tables and advanced to

Calculators and computers!

When we chased one another in the

corridors in Intervals, and returned to the classrooms

Drenched in sweat!

When we had lunch in classrooms, corridors,

Playgrounds,

under the trees and even in cycle sheds!

When all the colors in the world,

Decorated the campus on the Second Saturdays!

When a single P.T. period in the week’s Time Table,

Was awaited more eagerly than the monsoons!

When cricket was played with writing pads as bats,

And Neckties and socks rolled into balls!

When few played

“kabadi” and “Kho-Kho” in scorching sun,

While others simply played

“book cricket” in the

Confines of classroom!

Of fights but no conspiracies,

Of Competitions but seldom jealousy!

When we used to

watch Live Cricket telecast,

In the opposite house in Intervals and Lunch breaks!

When few rushed at 3 o Clock to

“Conquer” window seats in our School bus!

While few others had “Big Fun”, “peppermint”,

“kulfi”, ” milk ice !” and “sharbat !” at 3 3o!

Gone are the days

Of Sports Day,

and the annual School Day ,

And the one-month long

preparations for them.

Gone are the days

Of the stressful Quarterly,

Half Yearly and Annual Exams, And the most

enjoyed holidays after them!

Gone are the days

Of tenth and twelfth standards, when

We Spent almost the whole year writing revision tests!

We learnt,

We enjoyed,

We played,

we won,

we lost,

We laughed,

we cried,

we fought,

we thought.

With so much fun in them, so many friends,

So much experience, all this and more!

Gone are the days

When we used

to talk for hours with our friends!

Now we don’t have time to say a `Hi’!

Gone are the days

When we played games on the road!

Now we

Code on the road with laptop!

Gone are the days

When we saw stars

shining at Night!

Now we see stars when our code doesn’t

Work!

Gone are the days

When we sat to chat with Friends on grounds!

Now we chat in chat rooms…..!

Gone are the days

Where we

studied just to pass!

Now we study to save our job!

Gone are the days

Where we had no money in our pockets and still fun filled on our hearts!!

Now we have the atm as well as credit card but with an empty heart!!

Gone are the days

Where we shouted on the road!

Now we don’t shout even at home

Gone are the days

where we got lectures from all!

Now we give lectures to all… like the one I’m doing now….!!

Gone are the days

But not the memories, which will be

Lingering in our hearts for ever and ever and

Ever and ever and ever…..

Gone are the Days…. But still there are lot more Days to come in our Life!!

NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE,

DONT FORGET TO

LIVE THE LIFE THAT STILL

EXISTS……

Normally i dont give links to others blog but this guy deserves a link form my blog for this poem

http://kudlabluez.blogspot.com

BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!!

HE: I’m a photographer I’ve been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours!!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I’d like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I’m having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out! Read the rest of this entry »

some shayri and dosti sms

Ugta Hua Suraj Dua De Apko.

Khilta Hua Phool Khushbu De Apko,

Hum To Kuch Dene Ke Kabil Nahin,

Denewala Hazar Khushia De Apko Gud Morning…

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Wo Bewafa Hain To Kya, Mat Kaho Bura Us Ko

Ke Jo Huwa So Huwa Khush Rakhe Khuda Us Ko

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Kon Kehta Hai Judai Ho Gi

Kon Kehta Hai Judai Ho Gi

Yeh Afwah Kisi Dushman Ney Uraai Ho Gi…..

Shan Say Rahaingay Dil May Tere…….

Itni Tou Jagha Hum Ney Banaai Ho Gi;)

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dhalti Shaam Ka Khula Ehsaas

Dhalti Shaam Ka Khula Ehsaas Hai,

Mere Dil Mein Teri Jagah Kuch Khaas Hai… Read the rest of this entry »

Romantic Shayari and dosti shayaris

Unhone Apna Kabhi Bnaya Hi Nhi, Jootha Hi Sahi Pyar Dikhaya Hi Nhi.

Galtiyan Apni Hum Maan B Jaate, Par Kya Kare Kasoor Hmara Hume Btaya Hi Nhi.

Hazaro Jhopdiya Jalkar Rakh Hoti Hai, Tab Jakar Kahi 1 Mahal Banta Hai.

Aashiqo Ke Marne Pe Kfan Bhi Nhi Milta,Or Hasinao Ke Marne Pe Tajmahal Bnta Hai.

 

Zindagi Mein Aise Mauke Aate Hain, Kuchh Lamhe Hasate Hain Kuchh Rulate Hain.

Kisi Bahane Hamein Yaad Karte Rehna, Warna Aajkal Log Naam Tak Bhool Jate Hain.

 

Dil Mai Hai Jo Dard Wo Dard Kisse Bataein, Haste Hue Ye Zakhm Kise Dikhayen,

Kehti Hai Ye Duniya Hume Khush Naseeb, Magar Is Naseeb Ki Dastaan Kise Batein…..

 

Sabki Zindagi Mein Khusiyan Dene Wale Dost, Teri Zindagi Mein Koi Gam Na Ho,

Tujhe Tab Bhi Dost Milte Rahen, Jab Duniya Mai Hum Na Ho….

 

Kya Mangu Khuda Se Tumhe Pane K Baad, Kiska Karun Intezaar Tere Ane K Baad ,

Kuy Dosti Mai Jaan Luta Dete Hain Log, Mujhe Malum Hua Tumhe Dost Banane K Baad ….

 

Jinki Tamana Dil Mai Thi …Judai Ab Hum Unki Sehte Hain…..

Furasat Nahi Unhe Humse Kuch Batein Karne Ki…

Isliye Ab Hum Har Waqt Khamosh Rehte Hain…….(

 

Na Thi Jisko Mere Mere Pyaar Ki Kadar, Ittefaq Se Usi Ko Chah Raha Tha Main,

Usi Diye Ne Jalaya Mere Hathon Ko, Jisko Hawa Se Bacha Raha Tha Mai……..

 

Dil Todna Saza E Mohabbat Hai, Dil Jodna Ada E Dosti Hai,

Mangti Hai Mohabbat Har Pal Qur Baniya, Bin Mange Hojo Qurban Wo Dosti Hai….

 

Ishq Karne Wale Aankho Se Ankho Ki Baat Samajh Lete Hain,

Sapno Mai Mil Jaye To Mulakaat Samajh Lete Hain ,

Rota To Ye Aasman Bhi Hai Apni Dharti K Liye, Par Log Use Barsaat Samajh Lete Hain…………

 

Samjha Na Koi Dil Ki Bat Ko, Dard Duniya Ne Bina Soche Hi De Dia ,

Seh Gaye Jo Gum Hum Chupke Se, To Tumne Humko Hi Pathar Dil Keh Dia….

 

Karni Hai Khuda Se Ek Guzarish.Teri Dosti K Siwa Koi Bandagi Na Mile….!

Har Janam Mai Maile Dost Tere Jaisa . Ya Fir Kabhi Dosti Na Mile ………….

 

Har Dil Ka Ek Raaz Hota Hai, Har Baat Ka Ek Andaz Hota Hai ..

Jab Tak Na Lage Bewafai Ki Thokar , Har Kisi Ko Apni Pasand Par Naaz Hota Hai..

 

Unhey To Fursat Nai Milne Ki Humse, Aur Hamara Waqt Gujarta Hai Unki Farirayad Karke..

Agar Aye Wo Meri Maut Pe, To Keh Dena Abhi Soye Hain Tumhe Yaad Karke….

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