sms collection

Chahat par ab aitebar na raha, khushi kya hai yeh ehsaas na raha, dekha hai in ankhone tute sapno ko, isliye ab kisi ka intezar na raha…

 

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Waqt ke panne palatkar phir wo haseen lamhe jeene ko dil chahta hai.

kabhi hasa karte the sab dost milkar,

aaj unhe sath dekhne ko dil taras jata hai…….

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If u love some1 dnt keep in ur heart.keep in ur nails.. Bcoz if u fail in luv.dont break ur heart.Jst cut ur nails..dats da reason girls keep long nails..

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One beautiful heart is equal to thousand beautiful faces . So better to  choose good heart rather than beautiful faces….

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Who am i?

A step wen u r stopped,

A touch wen u r lost,

A word wen u r quiet,

A smile wen u r sad,

A shoulder when u cry,

&

A tight slap if u ever forget ME.

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Najane kyun is jahan mein aisa hota hai,

Khushi jise mile wohi rota hai,

Umar bhar sath nibha na sake jo,

aksar PYAR usi se kyun hota hai..

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Khwab agr tumsa ho to ye khwab na tute.

Dost agr tumsa ho to ye saath na chhute.

Dilon ki dor se bandhe hain rishtey

dekhna dil se dil ke taar na tute >>-

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U R

So-so-so

B-U-S-Y

Just

take

3 seconds

2think of me

 

 

…1…

 

 

 

…2…

 

 

 

…3…

 

So sweet

now continue

ur work happily..

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Hamare ansu pochkar wo muskrate hai,

isi ada se wo dil churate hai,

hath unka chu jaye hamare chehre ko,

isi umid me khud ko ham rulate hai.

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Barbad kar gaye woh zindagi pyar ke naam pe.

Bewafai mil gayi wafa ke naam pe,

zakhm hi zakhm de gaye dawa k naam pe,

Khuda bhi ro padey meri mohabbat k anjaam pe.

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Tarasti nazron ne har pal apka dedar manga,

jaise amavas ne har raat chand manga,

ruth gaya khuda bhi humse,

jab humne apni har dau mein apka saath manga.

meri aaj ki situation

doston kal exam hai aur aaj yeh haal hai

kahan koi kitab aisi mili,
jispar dil luta dete,
har 1 ne dimaag khaya kis-kis ko nipta dete,
ab syllabus dekhkar sonchte hain k 1 mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete…

If Indian Movies Were Released by Microsoft

1. The names of movies shall be as follows:-

 

1. Munna Bhai MCSE

 

1. Kal MSN Ho Na Ho

 

1. Love in mIRC

 

1. Tere Nick

 

1. ID Mil Gaya

 

1. Chat To Kero

 

1. Ek Programmer Thi

 

1. Yeh Hack Horaha Hai

 

1. Hum Pyar PC Se Kar Baithe

 

1. Network Ke Us Paar

 

1. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai

 

1. Aao Chat Kare

 

1. C++ Wale Job Le Jayenge

 

1. Programmer No.1

 

1. Mera Naam Developer

 

1. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein

 

1. Do Processor, Baarah Terminal

 

1. Tera Code Chal Gaya

 

1. Har Din Jo Mail Karega

 

1. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi

 

1. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehtha Hai

 

1. Raju Ban Gaya MCSD

 

1. Client Ek Numbari

 

1. C ++Programmer Dus Numbari

 

1. Login Karo Sajana

 

1. Naukar PC Ka

 

1. 1942 — A Bug Story

 

1. Kaho Na Virus Hai

 

1. Crash Se Crash Tak

 

1. Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai

soem shayaris

Hi all,

after a long time posting some shayaris

katl kar ke voh katil ka naam puchte hain,
dard dekar voh dava ka naam puchte hain,
mar gaye hum unki is ada par,
hokar mere khuda vo mere khuda ka naam puchte hain!!!

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Har Kisi Se Zyada, Bus Khuda Se Kum,
Hamain Itni Muhabbat Hai Tumse Sanam.
Ab shane Parain Ishq Main Jitne Sitam,
Tumhe Paana Hai Chaahe Jitne Ho Ghum.
Labon Ne Na Bola, Par Is Jahan Ki Kasam,
Agar Hota Jayaz, Pujte Tum Ko Hum.

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jab bhi yaad ati hai muskura lete hai,
kuch palo k liye gum bhula lete hai,
kaise bheeg sakte hai aap ke palken,
aap ke hisse ke aansu to hum baha lete hai

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Khud ko jalane ka intezaam kar liya
Humne nashe mein aisa kaam kar liya
Shaayad wo khush ho humaari diwangi se
Ye soch kar apne ko jahan mein badnaam kar liyaa

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Zindagi se meri mujhe koi shikayat nahi
ha magar dil ki sunai deti koi aahat nahi
suna suna sa hai, berang hai bazaar-e-zindagi,
kya nazaraa hai ki ab maut ko bhi meri chahat nahi

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Hota hai ye kyon Dil dil toot jaate hai
chaho jinhe jaan se jyaada wo rooth jaate hai
Sajaate hai badi mehnat se hum khwabon ki duniya
Begaane aate hai aur usko loot jaate hai

No one deserves this

Hi all just got one mail which i would like to share wid u all.

>>>Girl: I have to tell you something…
>>> >
>>> >Boy:
>>> >>What?
>>> >
>>> >Girl: I really like you. And I… I think I’m falling in love
>>>with you.
>>> >
>>> >Boy: Ok…
>>> >
>>> >Girl: What do you mean “ok”?
>>> >
>>> >Boy: I don’t like you like that…
>>> >
>>> >Girl: Why not?
>>> >
>>> >Boy: I can’t tell you… maybe another time…
>>> >
>>> >From then on, the girl kept asking the boy “Why not?”
>>>whenever she saw
>>> >>him,
>>> >and he kept answering the same answer of “I’ll tell you
>>>later.” Finally
>>> >>the
>>> >girl got fed up.
>>> >
>>> >Girl: I’m tired of this! Tell me why you don’t like
>>>me!
>>> >
>>> >Boy: Do you really wanna know why?
>>> >
>>> >Girl: Yes!
>>> >
>>> >Boy: It’s because you’re ugly! What’s the point of
>>>going out
>>> >>with
>>> >someone when they’re not pretty?!
>>> >
>>> >Girl: But… I…
>>> >
>>> >Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone!
>>> >
>>> >The boy leaves and
>>> >>the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out.
>>> >Then her cell phone rings.
>>> >
>>> >Girl: Hello?
>>> >
>>> >Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I’ll be home from
>>>work in a
>>> >>few
>>> >hours.
>>> >
>>> >Girl: Alright Mom.
>>> >
>>> >Mom: I love you.
>>> >
>>> >Girl: I
>>>love you too, Mom.
>>> >
>>> >Mom: Bye Bye.
>>> >
>>> >Girl: Bye
>>> >
>>> >The girl heads home and once she got there, she went in the
>>>bathroom and
>>> >looked at herself in the mirror.
>>> >
>>> >Girl: I’m not pretty enough…
>>> >
>>> >She set to work, knowing fully well what she was going to do.
>>>2 hours
>>> >>later,
>>> >her Mom came home and heard the bath water running. She went
>>>upstairs to
>>> >find the hallway flooded so she knocked on the door.
>>> >
>>> >Mom: Honey? Are you alright?
>>> >
>>> >She opened the door and was shocked at the site.
>>> >>The bath was overflowing
>>> >onto the floor, and the water was tinted red. She walked over
>>>to see
>>>
>>> >>what
>>> >was inside and screamed. There, her little girl was lying
>>>with cuts all
>>> >>over
>>> >her face and wrists. Her Mom backed away and was going to run
>>>to call
>>> >>the
>>> >police when something caught her eye. On the mirror, am I
>>>pretty enough
>>> >>now?
>>> >
>>> >No one deserves to be told that by someone they love. If you
>>>find it
>>> >>messed up then forward this to everyone you know.
>>> >
>>> >A person’s appearance doesn’t count. What counts is their heart inside
>>> >>of them and their personality. No one wants to be told they’re
>>>not good enough…

What does Love mean to you guys

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4

to 8 year-olds, “What does love mean?”

The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have
imagined. See what you think:

•  When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and

• paint her toenails anymore.
  So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.”
  
  
• When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.
  You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.”
  
  
• Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving
  cologne and they go out and smell each other.”
  
  
• Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your
  French fries without making them give you any of theirs.”
  
  
• Love is what
  makes you smile when you’re tired.”
  
  
• Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.”
  
  
• Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of
  kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss”
  
  
• Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop
  opening presents and listen.”
  
  
• If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a
  friend who you hate,”
  
  
• Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.”
  
  
• Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still
  friends even after they know each other so well.”
  
  
• My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.”
  
  
• Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.”
  
  
•  Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsome than Robert Redford.”
  
  
• Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him
  alone all day.”
  
  
• I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.”
  
  
• When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come  out of you.” (what an image)
  
  
• Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn’t think it’s gross.”
  
  
• You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.”

  And the final one –
  
  

• Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked
  about a contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find  the most caring child.

  The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman’s yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.
  
  

• When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said, “Nothing, I just helped him cry”

funny-dard-love-shayari-28-3

Hi friends ,

 

Sorry all of u kuch din se regular blogging nahi kar paya . kafi log naraz ho gaye lagta hai yaar 4 dine me toh visitors 1200 a day se 700 par aagaya .

 

Are daant diya karo yaar comment section kisliye hai. Yeh aaj ki post funny bhi dard and bewafa bhi aur dosti bhi sabhi ki khichdi ban di .

 

uski yaad ne mujhe phir rula diya,

kaise hai woh zalim jisne ye sila diya.

do shabd likhe naih ate the mujhe ,

aur aaj uski mohhabat ne mujhe shayar bana diya.

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Dil ke dard ko dil torne wale kya jana,

Pyar ki rasmo ke yeh zamane wale kya jane,

Hoti hai kitni takliff kabar ke niche,

Yeh upar se phool chadhane wale kya jane.

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Logo ko aksar kehte suna hai:

“Zinda rahe toh phir milenge”.

Magar aap se mil ke

aisa dil ne mehsoos kiya hai ki,

“Aapse milte rahe toh Zinda Rahenge”.

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Muskurate palko pe sanam chale aate hein,

aap kya jaano kahan se hamare ghum aate hein,

aaj bhi us mod par khade hein,

jaha kisi ne kaha tha ke theron hum abhi aate hein.

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Kuch rishte anjane mein ho jate hai,

pehle dil phir zindagi se jud jate hain,

kehte hai uss daur ko dosti,

jisme dil se dil na jaane kab mil jate hai

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Silsila pyar ka na khatam hua,,

juda hokar bhi ishq na kam hua,,

Vaada jinse kiye humse,,

Woh dard dekar,,Bewafa hua……… .

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Bahut Roya Tha Me Jab Mera Janam Huwa,

Aur Hass Rahi Thi Duniya,

Badla Lunga Ek Din Maut K Samay Hasta Hua Jaunga,

Or Royegi Duniya

sms n shayari collection for 18th march

Gham ne hasne na diya, zamane ne rone na diya,

is uljhano ne jine na diya, thak ke jab sitaron se panah li,

neend aayi tho aapki yaad ne sone na diya

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Reth pe likhna to adat hai hamari isiliye toh sagar se dushmani hai hamari,

chahe wo lakh bar apka nam mitaye, apko bhulana taqdir nahi hamari

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Hum mitti ka aashiyana banate gaye, bana bana kar unhe mitate gaye,

hume koi na apna bana saka, hum har kisi ko apna banate gaye

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Unhone dekha aur aansu gir pade, bhari basant mein jaise phool bikhar pade,

dukh woh nahin ki unhone hume alvida kaha, dukh to ye he ki uske bad wo khud ro pade

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Extracts from a post somewhere I saved months ago post name was 100 wonderful sms so credit goes to that guy or gal who collected all these sms n shayris

sms collection for 17th march

Sari duniya se ham anjaan bane unke liye.Hamse wahi ab anjaan bane bathe hai.

E dil ab aur intzaar matkar.Lagta hai woh kisi aur ke mehman bane bathe hai…

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Zindgi ki kashti kab lage kaun se kinare,kab ise milengi manchahi bahare.

Jeena to padega hi kaise bi pyare,kabhi dosto ki bheed me to kabhi tanhai k sahare….

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Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki,dosti to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki,

paas hote to manzar hi kya hota, dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki…

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Tere shahr ka mausm bada suhana lage, ek sham chura lu agar bura na lage,

tere bas me ho bhul jana mujhe, tujhe bhul jane me shayad mujhe jamana lage

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Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,

Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga.

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Men love because they are afraid of themselves, afraid of the loneliness that lives in them, and need someone in whom they can lose themselves as smoke loses itself in the sky

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Extracts from a post somewhere I saved months ago post name was 100 wonderful sms so credit goes to that guy or gal who collected all these sms n shayris

My Mood Today

Hi all ,

Yep I am sharing my mood today n believe me I am in toooooo bad mood today .

1. Subah uthte hi bhajan sunna pada (These bloody ring tones ).
2. Then mumma ka lecture to do puja n all that .
3. And know from the unexpected one ; A Bloogger Friend

 

So just to tell all of them and as an avid atheist, I’ve come across many quotes that describe xactly how I feel abt religion n God, some of the quotes i bliv in n if believing like this is called atheism then yes I am a atheist.

“I believe in God, only I spell it Nature , Science and My Motherland .”

“We would be 1,500 years ahead if it hadn’t been for the church dragging science back by its coattails and burning our best minds at the stake.” – Catherine Fahringer

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Justin Brown
“An Atheist believes that a hospital should be built instead of a church. An Atheist believes that deed must be done instead of a prayer said. An Atheist strives for involvement in life and not escape into death. He wants disease conquered, poverty vanished, war eliminated.”

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Dennis McKinsey:

If God kills, lies, cheats, discriminates, and otherwise behaves in a manner that puts the Mafia to shame, that’s okay, he’s God. He can do whatever he wants. Anyone who adheres to this philosophy has had his sense of morality, decency, justice and humaneness warped beyond recognition by the very book that is supposedly preaching the opposite.

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G.K. Chesterton:

I always like a dog so long as he isn’t spelled backward.

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Wendy Kaminer:

I don’t spend much time thinking about whether God exists. I don’t consider that a relevant question. It’s unanswerable and irrelevant to my life, so I put it in the category of things I can’t worry about.

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Arthur C. Clarke

“Religion is a byproduct of fear. For much of human history, it may have been a necessary evil, but why was it more evil than necessary? Isn’t killing people in the name of God a pretty good definition of insanity?”

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Andrew Carnegie

“I don’t believe in God. My god is patriotism. Teach a man to be a good citizen and you have solved the problem of life.”

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“Atheism is a requirement for a complete human being. Religion is a crutch that is shackled to you, one you never really needed in the first place, but were convinced by others that you couldn’t live without. Once you discover it’s only an illusion, that it’s not even a real crutch, you discard it gladly.” – Brent Yaciw

 

and at the end I hope By the year 2020, ,we will raise our children to believe in human potential, not God.