some lovly shayari on dosti n love

HI guys n guls

check out some cool shayaris on my new blog related to Friends, love, Romantic, Friendship, SMS, Missing You,

http://www.love104.org/2007/05/09/some-lovly-shayari-on-dosti-n-love/

Java Interview attended by our Banta Singh

Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different … nothing more ]
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Q. What is JFC ?
A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee
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Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.
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Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which methodology will follow ?
A. Send it through courier.
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Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ?
A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.
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Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
A. Non living things can’t communicate.
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Q. What is meant by flickering ?
A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.
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Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.
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Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.
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Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads ?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.
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Q. When is update method called ?
A. Who is update method?
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Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.
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Q. What is JINI ?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin’s friend.
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Q. How will you call an Applet from a _Java Script?
A. I will give invitation.
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Q. How you can know about drivers and database information ?
A. I will go and enquire in the bus depot.
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Q. What is serialization ?
A. Arranging one after the other from left to right.
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Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.
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Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed , a binary tree will grow.
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Q. What is the exact difference between Unicast and Multicast object ?
A. If in a society, if there is only one caste, then it is Unicast, else it is multicast

sms collection

Chahat par ab aitebar na raha, khushi kya hai yeh ehsaas na raha, dekha hai in ankhone tute sapno ko, isliye ab kisi ka intezar na raha…

 

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Waqt ke panne palatkar phir wo haseen lamhe jeene ko dil chahta hai.

kabhi hasa karte the sab dost milkar,

aaj unhe sath dekhne ko dil taras jata hai…….

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If u love some1 dnt keep in ur heart.keep in ur nails.. Bcoz if u fail in luv.dont break ur heart.Jst cut ur nails..dats da reason girls keep long nails..

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One beautiful heart is equal to thousand beautiful faces . So better to  choose good heart rather than beautiful faces….

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Who am i?

A step wen u r stopped,

A touch wen u r lost,

A word wen u r quiet,

A smile wen u r sad,

A shoulder when u cry,

&

A tight slap if u ever forget ME.

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Najane kyun is jahan mein aisa hota hai,

Khushi jise mile wohi rota hai,

Umar bhar sath nibha na sake jo,

aksar PYAR usi se kyun hota hai..

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Khwab agr tumsa ho to ye khwab na tute.

Dost agr tumsa ho to ye saath na chhute.

Dilon ki dor se bandhe hain rishtey

dekhna dil se dil ke taar na tute >>-

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U R

So-so-so

B-U-S-Y

Just

take

3 seconds

2think of me

 

 

…1…

 

 

 

…2…

 

 

 

…3…

 

So sweet

now continue

ur work happily..

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Hamare ansu pochkar wo muskrate hai,

isi ada se wo dil churate hai,

hath unka chu jaye hamare chehre ko,

isi umid me khud ko ham rulate hai.

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Barbad kar gaye woh zindagi pyar ke naam pe.

Bewafai mil gayi wafa ke naam pe,

zakhm hi zakhm de gaye dawa k naam pe,

Khuda bhi ro padey meri mohabbat k anjaam pe.

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Tarasti nazron ne har pal apka dedar manga,

jaise amavas ne har raat chand manga,

ruth gaya khuda bhi humse,

jab humne apni har dau mein apka saath manga.

If Indian Movies Were Released by Microsoft

1. The names of movies shall be as follows:-

 

1. Munna Bhai MCSE

 

1. Kal MSN Ho Na Ho

 

1. Love in mIRC

 

1. Tere Nick

 

1. ID Mil Gaya

 

1. Chat To Kero

 

1. Ek Programmer Thi

 

1. Yeh Hack Horaha Hai

 

1. Hum Pyar PC Se Kar Baithe

 

1. Network Ke Us Paar

 

1. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai

 

1. Aao Chat Kare

 

1. C++ Wale Job Le Jayenge

 

1. Programmer No.1

 

1. Mera Naam Developer

 

1. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein

 

1. Do Processor, Baarah Terminal

 

1. Tera Code Chal Gaya

 

1. Har Din Jo Mail Karega

 

1. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi

 

1. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehtha Hai

 

1. Raju Ban Gaya MCSD

 

1. Client Ek Numbari

 

1. C ++Programmer Dus Numbari

 

1. Login Karo Sajana

 

1. Naukar PC Ka

 

1. 1942 — A Bug Story

 

1. Kaho Na Virus Hai

 

1. Crash Se Crash Tak

 

1. Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai

dosti kya hai

Kya khabar tum ko dosti kya hai
Ye roshni bhi hai andhera bhi hai
Khwahishon se bhara jazeera bhi hai
Bohat anmol ek heera bhi hai
Dosti ek haseen khwab bhi hai
Pass se dekho to sarab bhi hai
Dukh milne pe yeh azaab bhi hai
Aur yeh pyaar ka jawaz bhi hai
Dosti yoon to maya jaal bhi hai
Ek haqeeqat bhi hai khayal bhi hai
Kabhi furqat kabhi vissal bhi hai
Kabhi zameen kabhi falak bhi hai
Dosti jhoot bhi hai such bhi hai
Dil main reh jai to kassak bhi hai
Kabhi ye haar kabhi jeet bhi hai
Dosti saaz bhi sangeet bhi hai
Sheir bhi nazam bhi geet bhi hai
Wafa kya hai wafa bhi dosti hai
Dil se nikli Dua bhi dosti hai
Bas itna samajh lo tum
Pyaar ki inteha bhi dosti hai

Adat Hai

Chalo Ishq nahi, Chaahne ki Adat hai
Kya karein k Hamein Dusrey ki Adat hai

Tuu apne Sheesha-Gari ka na ker Hunar Zaya
Mai Aaina hoon, Mujhe Tootne ki Adat hai

Wisaal mai b wohi Faasley Sarab k hain
Ke Usko Neend, Mujh ko Rat-Jage ki Adat hai

Tera Naseeb hai Ae Dil Sada ki Mehroomi!!
Na Wo Sakhi hai, na Tujhe Maangne ki Adat hai

Ye Khood-Aziyati kab tak “FARAZ”
Tu b use na ker Yaad, Jise Bhoolne ki Adat hai

By: Ahmed Faraz

kyun kartay ho..

toot kay bhi tum hamein yaad kyun kartay ho
zamanay say juda hokar hamein pyaar kyun kartey ho

hum tu teray bina jeena seekh gayein hain
phir hamaray naam ko apnay saath mansoob kyun kartay ho

hamaray dil kay zakham to abhi tak taaza hain
phir hamein yaad karkay ankhon ko ashk baar kyun kartay ho

jeevan kay ik ik moor pay tum yunhi
mujhe apna bana kar logon kay taaney kyun bardaasht kartay ho

meray dil kay darwaazey kab say teeray liye khulay hain
tum saamnay ka bajayey hamesha peechay say waar kyun kartay ho

meri ghazalein faqt teray liye hain
phir dil kay teeron say mera hi shikar kyun kartay ho..”

soem shayaris

Hi all,

after a long time posting some shayaris

katl kar ke voh katil ka naam puchte hain,
dard dekar voh dava ka naam puchte hain,
mar gaye hum unki is ada par,
hokar mere khuda vo mere khuda ka naam puchte hain!!!

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Har Kisi Se Zyada, Bus Khuda Se Kum,
Hamain Itni Muhabbat Hai Tumse Sanam.
Ab shane Parain Ishq Main Jitne Sitam,
Tumhe Paana Hai Chaahe Jitne Ho Ghum.
Labon Ne Na Bola, Par Is Jahan Ki Kasam,
Agar Hota Jayaz, Pujte Tum Ko Hum.

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jab bhi yaad ati hai muskura lete hai,
kuch palo k liye gum bhula lete hai,
kaise bheeg sakte hai aap ke palken,
aap ke hisse ke aansu to hum baha lete hai

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Khud ko jalane ka intezaam kar liya
Humne nashe mein aisa kaam kar liya
Shaayad wo khush ho humaari diwangi se
Ye soch kar apne ko jahan mein badnaam kar liyaa

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Zindagi se meri mujhe koi shikayat nahi
ha magar dil ki sunai deti koi aahat nahi
suna suna sa hai, berang hai bazaar-e-zindagi,
kya nazaraa hai ki ab maut ko bhi meri chahat nahi

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Hota hai ye kyon Dil dil toot jaate hai
chaho jinhe jaan se jyaada wo rooth jaate hai
Sajaate hai badi mehnat se hum khwabon ki duniya
Begaane aate hai aur usko loot jaate hai

Mein Jab Bhi Akeli Hoti Hoon

Mein Jab Bhi Akeli Hoti Hoon,
Tum Chupkey Se Aa Jatey Ho
Or Jhaank Kay Meri Aankhon Mein
Beetay Din Yaad Dilatey Ho

Mastana Hawa Kay Jhonkon Se
Har Baar Woh Pardey Ka Hilna
Pardey Ko Pakarney Ki Dhunn Mein
Do Ajnabi Haatoun Ka Milna
Aankhon Mein Dhunwa Cha Jana
Sasoun Mein Sitarey Se Khilna

Rasty Mein Tumhara Mur Mur Kar
Takna Wo Mujhe Jatey Jatey
Aur Mera Thitak Kar Ruk Jaana,
Chilman Kay Kareb Aatey Aatey
Nazroun Ka Taras Kar Reh Jaana,
Ek Aur Jhalak Paatey Paatey

Baaloun Ko Sukhaney Ki Khatir,
Kothey Pe Woh Mera Aa Jaana
Aur Tum Ko Muqabil Patey Hi
Kuch Sharmana, Kuch Bal Khaana
Humsayon Kay Dar Se Katrana,
Ghar Walon Kay Dar Se Ghabrana

Ro Ro Kay Tumhein Khat Likhti Hoon,
Aur Khud ParDh Kar Ro Lati Hoon
Halaat Kay Taptey Toufaan Mein
Jazbaat Ki Kashti Khayti Hoon
Kaisey Ho, Kahaan Ho,
Kuch Tou Kaho, Mein Tum Ko Sadayien Deyti Hoon

Mein Jab Bhi Akeli Hoti Hoon,
Tum Chupkey Se Aa Jatey Ho
Aur Jhaank Kay Meri Aankhoun
Mein Beetay Dinn Yaad Dilatey

Ehsaas

Pyaar ka meetha “Ehsaas” dilane laga hai tu
Ab to mujh se mujhi ko churane laga hai tu

Teri chahtooN ka chaaya hai saroor is qadar
Har pal har jagah nazar aane laga hai tu

Veeraan thi yeh zindgi tere aane se pehle
Khushiyoon ke sapne mujhe dhikane laga hai tu

Har pal mujhe hota hai bas tera hi “Ehsaas”
Is qadar meri saansoN mein samaane laga hai tu

Ek pal ki bhi doori seh nahi paata hoon main
Hoke juda kyun mujhe azmaane laga hai tu

Raah chalte hue aksar hota hai yeh gumaan
Ke ban saaya saath mere aane laga hai tu

Naam koi bhi looN to naam aaye tera labooN pe
Ban ke jadu meri rooh mein samaane laga hai tu

Teri yadoon se hi aksar hota hai dil munawwar mera
Ghul ke saath lahoo ke nas nas mein samaane laga hai tu

Jaane kaun si dor hai teri aur kheench le jaati hai
Mujh ko apna deewana banaane laga hai tu

Tasvvur mein aksar hota hai yeh mehsoos mujhey
Chorr k duniya meri baNhooN mein samaane laga hai tu

Yeh to bata ke kya naam dooN iss deewangi ko
Bechain kar ke har lamha mujhey tadpaane laga hai tu

Tere khayalooN se mehekne lagti hai zindagi meri
Mere zehn-o-dil pe is qadar chhaane laga hai tu

Yeh masoomiyat yeh bholapan yeh saadgi teri
Mujh ko har adaa se ab satane laga hai tu

Zeest ke rahooN mein dhoop thi har taraf
Apney pyaar ki barish ko barsane laga hai tu

Kya is baat ka tujhey “Ehsaas” hai “Jaan”
Mere har sher mein har Gazal mein aane laga hai tu