Java Interview attended by our Banta Singh

Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different … nothing more ]
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Q. What is JFC ?
A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee
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Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.
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Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which methodology will follow ?
A. Send it through courier.
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Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ?
A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.
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Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
A. Non living things can’t communicate.
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Q. What is meant by flickering ?
A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.
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Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.
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Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.
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Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads ?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.
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Q. When is update method called ?
A. Who is update method?
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Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.
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Q. What is JINI ?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin’s friend.
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Q. How will you call an Applet from a _Java Script?
A. I will give invitation.
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Q. How you can know about drivers and database information ?
A. I will go and enquire in the bus depot.
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Q. What is serialization ?
A. Arranging one after the other from left to right.
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Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.
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Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed , a binary tree will grow.
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Q. What is the exact difference between Unicast and Multicast object ?
A. If in a society, if there is only one caste, then it is Unicast, else it is multicast

sms collection

Chahat par ab aitebar na raha, khushi kya hai yeh ehsaas na raha, dekha hai in ankhone tute sapno ko, isliye ab kisi ka intezar na raha…

 

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Waqt ke panne palatkar phir wo haseen lamhe jeene ko dil chahta hai.

kabhi hasa karte the sab dost milkar,

aaj unhe sath dekhne ko dil taras jata hai…….

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If u love some1 dnt keep in ur heart.keep in ur nails.. Bcoz if u fail in luv.dont break ur heart.Jst cut ur nails..dats da reason girls keep long nails..

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One beautiful heart is equal to thousand beautiful faces . So better to  choose good heart rather than beautiful faces….

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Who am i?

A step wen u r stopped,

A touch wen u r lost,

A word wen u r quiet,

A smile wen u r sad,

A shoulder when u cry,

&

A tight slap if u ever forget ME.

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Najane kyun is jahan mein aisa hota hai,

Khushi jise mile wohi rota hai,

Umar bhar sath nibha na sake jo,

aksar PYAR usi se kyun hota hai..

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Khwab agr tumsa ho to ye khwab na tute.

Dost agr tumsa ho to ye saath na chhute.

Dilon ki dor se bandhe hain rishtey

dekhna dil se dil ke taar na tute >>-

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U R

So-so-so

B-U-S-Y

Just

take

3 seconds

2think of me

 

 

…1…

 

 

 

…2…

 

 

 

…3…

 

So sweet

now continue

ur work happily..

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Hamare ansu pochkar wo muskrate hai,

isi ada se wo dil churate hai,

hath unka chu jaye hamare chehre ko,

isi umid me khud ko ham rulate hai.

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Barbad kar gaye woh zindagi pyar ke naam pe.

Bewafai mil gayi wafa ke naam pe,

zakhm hi zakhm de gaye dawa k naam pe,

Khuda bhi ro padey meri mohabbat k anjaam pe.

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Tarasti nazron ne har pal apka dedar manga,

jaise amavas ne har raat chand manga,

ruth gaya khuda bhi humse,

jab humne apni har dau mein apka saath manga.

If Indian Movies Were Released by Microsoft

1. The names of movies shall be as follows:-

 

1. Munna Bhai MCSE

 

1. Kal MSN Ho Na Ho

 

1. Love in mIRC

 

1. Tere Nick

 

1. ID Mil Gaya

 

1. Chat To Kero

 

1. Ek Programmer Thi

 

1. Yeh Hack Horaha Hai

 

1. Hum Pyar PC Se Kar Baithe

 

1. Network Ke Us Paar

 

1. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai

 

1. Aao Chat Kare

 

1. C++ Wale Job Le Jayenge

 

1. Programmer No.1

 

1. Mera Naam Developer

 

1. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein

 

1. Do Processor, Baarah Terminal

 

1. Tera Code Chal Gaya

 

1. Har Din Jo Mail Karega

 

1. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi

 

1. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehtha Hai

 

1. Raju Ban Gaya MCSD

 

1. Client Ek Numbari

 

1. C ++Programmer Dus Numbari

 

1. Login Karo Sajana

 

1. Naukar PC Ka

 

1. 1942 — A Bug Story

 

1. Kaho Na Virus Hai

 

1. Crash Se Crash Tak

 

1. Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai

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Hi friends ,

 

Sorry all of u kuch din se regular blogging nahi kar paya . kafi log naraz ho gaye lagta hai yaar 4 dine me toh visitors 1200 a day se 700 par aagaya .

 

Are daant diya karo yaar comment section kisliye hai. Yeh aaj ki post funny bhi dard and bewafa bhi aur dosti bhi sabhi ki khichdi ban di .

 

uski yaad ne mujhe phir rula diya,

kaise hai woh zalim jisne ye sila diya.

do shabd likhe naih ate the mujhe ,

aur aaj uski mohhabat ne mujhe shayar bana diya.

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Dil ke dard ko dil torne wale kya jana,

Pyar ki rasmo ke yeh zamane wale kya jane,

Hoti hai kitni takliff kabar ke niche,

Yeh upar se phool chadhane wale kya jane.

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Logo ko aksar kehte suna hai:

“Zinda rahe toh phir milenge”.

Magar aap se mil ke

aisa dil ne mehsoos kiya hai ki,

“Aapse milte rahe toh Zinda Rahenge”.

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Muskurate palko pe sanam chale aate hein,

aap kya jaano kahan se hamare ghum aate hein,

aaj bhi us mod par khade hein,

jaha kisi ne kaha tha ke theron hum abhi aate hein.

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Kuch rishte anjane mein ho jate hai,

pehle dil phir zindagi se jud jate hain,

kehte hai uss daur ko dosti,

jisme dil se dil na jaane kab mil jate hai

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Silsila pyar ka na khatam hua,,

juda hokar bhi ishq na kam hua,,

Vaada jinse kiye humse,,

Woh dard dekar,,Bewafa hua……… .

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Bahut Roya Tha Me Jab Mera Janam Huwa,

Aur Hass Rahi Thi Duniya,

Badla Lunga Ek Din Maut K Samay Hasta Hua Jaunga,

Or Royegi Duniya

My Mood Today

Hi all ,

Yep I am sharing my mood today n believe me I am in toooooo bad mood today .

1. Subah uthte hi bhajan sunna pada (These bloody ring tones ).
2. Then mumma ka lecture to do puja n all that .
3. And know from the unexpected one ; A Bloogger Friend

 

So just to tell all of them and as an avid atheist, I’ve come across many quotes that describe xactly how I feel abt religion n God, some of the quotes i bliv in n if believing like this is called atheism then yes I am a atheist.

“I believe in God, only I spell it Nature , Science and My Motherland .”

“We would be 1,500 years ahead if it hadn’t been for the church dragging science back by its coattails and burning our best minds at the stake.” – Catherine Fahringer

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Justin Brown
“An Atheist believes that a hospital should be built instead of a church. An Atheist believes that deed must be done instead of a prayer said. An Atheist strives for involvement in life and not escape into death. He wants disease conquered, poverty vanished, war eliminated.”

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Dennis McKinsey:

If God kills, lies, cheats, discriminates, and otherwise behaves in a manner that puts the Mafia to shame, that’s okay, he’s God. He can do whatever he wants. Anyone who adheres to this philosophy has had his sense of morality, decency, justice and humaneness warped beyond recognition by the very book that is supposedly preaching the opposite.

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G.K. Chesterton:

I always like a dog so long as he isn’t spelled backward.

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Wendy Kaminer:

I don’t spend much time thinking about whether God exists. I don’t consider that a relevant question. It’s unanswerable and irrelevant to my life, so I put it in the category of things I can’t worry about.

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Arthur C. Clarke

“Religion is a byproduct of fear. For much of human history, it may have been a necessary evil, but why was it more evil than necessary? Isn’t killing people in the name of God a pretty good definition of insanity?”

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Andrew Carnegie

“I don’t believe in God. My god is patriotism. Teach a man to be a good citizen and you have solved the problem of life.”

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“Atheism is a requirement for a complete human being. Religion is a crutch that is shackled to you, one you never really needed in the first place, but were convinced by others that you couldn’t live without. Once you discover it’s only an illusion, that it’s not even a real crutch, you discard it gladly.” – Brent Yaciw

 

and at the end I hope By the year 2020, ,we will raise our children to believe in human potential, not God.

Ghalib sun! yeh duniya hai… duniya!,

duniya meiN ghum chhupanA padta hai,

dil main chahe lakh ghum ho,

mehfil meiN muskarAna hi padta hai

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AshkoN ko humne kayi baar roka,

phir bhi na jane kyoN ankheN dhoka de gayi,

Bharosa to tha hameiN apne aap par magar,

unka zikr aate hi naa jane kyoN palkeN nam ho gayi.

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Don’t lower your Goals to the level of your abilities.

Instead, raise your abilities to the height of your goals

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Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi aata

Isiliye ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye

Meri zindagi se shayad unhe bahut pyar tha

Isiliye mujhe zinda hi maar gaye….

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 Zindagi mein ek haseen galti kar baithe

Hum nadani mein pyar kar baithe

Dil ko apne khud thokar maar baithe

Ek bewafaa se murhum ki umeed kar baithe

Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool

Hi friends ,

got a mail from a group from Bhoomi patel (donno who is she but but her mails r too gud).

in this mail a girl telling us why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool

check it 0ut

1. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
2. If u don’t have a girlfriend, she can’t dump u.
3. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
4. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
5. You won’t have to tolerate someone else defining, “right” and “wrong” for u.
   Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can’t do anything according ur wishes anymore.
6. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
7. You won’t have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.
8. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.
9. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.(i like love stories so this is not aprob for me )
10. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u’ll sin less.
11. You can have good night’s sleep-no need to dream about her.
12. You wont have to fight over having a ’special’ friend with ur folks.
13. No nonstop nonsense.
14. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
15. No tension.
16. You can be “urself”
17. You wont have to hide your telephone bills…..

and these 2 lines from me to all f u

Dnt force urslf 2 fall n luv jst bcoz u thnk its ur turn.
W8 4 a while, mayb cupids jst hving a hard tym searchin 4 d heart dat deservs d kind of luv u can gv!

frienship shayari n missing u

Na puch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai,
tu sitam kar le teri takat jahan tak hai,
wafa ki umeed jinhe hogi unhe hogi,
hume to dekhna hai tu bewafa kahan tak hai.
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Ulfat ka aksar yehi dastur hota hai,
jise chaho wahi apne se dur hota hai,
Dil tutkar bikharta hai is kadar jaise
koi kanch ka khilona chur-chur hota hai.
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kisi ke pyar ko bhulna na aaya hume.
kisi ke dil ko dukhana na aaya hume.
kisi ke liye tadpna to seekh liya par
apne liye kisi ko tadpana na aaya hume.
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Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai,
meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai.
Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,
koi is tarah bhi kya apne dost ko bhula deta hai.
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As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again.
With the moon hangin in the starlit sky,
i m here 2 wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight
Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect. It means that you have decided to look beyond the imperfections…. So always be happy..
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F: field_of_luv,
R: root_of_joy,
I : island_of_nature,
E: end_of_sorrow,
N: name_of_hope,
D: door_of_understnding.
That’s wht U R my Great F:R:I:E:N:D.!
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Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect.
It means that you have decided to look beyond the imperfections…. So always be happy..
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todays sms n shayri mail

Yu to yaade purani nahi hoti,
Har kisi ko pana sab ki kismat nahi hoti.
Hum dil rakh aaye the unke kadmo me,
Ye jaante hue b k unki nazar zamin pe nahi hoti.
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Door chand kahin jal raha hoga,
Kisi ka dil machal raha hoga.
Uff ye mere pairo me chubhan kaisi,
Zarur mera apna koi kanto par chal raha hoga.
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Agr khush hai wo dekh k ansu meri ankho me,
to khuda ki kasam hum muskurana hi chod denge.
Tadapte rahenge use dekhne ko magar
uski taraf palke uthana hi chod denge.
Wo manjil hi kya meri jo dukh de us ko,
khuda ki kasam us manjil pe hum jana hi chod denge
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Never b sad if someone dsnt recognize ur worth.
its their loss n ur gain coz people who
dont appreciate ur true worth
donot deserve to know u.
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Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar,
sab 2 din ki masti hai.

Tera husn bhi tab tak qayam hai,

jab tak….

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.

.

….FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai!

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Teri meri dosti ko,
Kahan koi samajh paya hai.
Jisne bhi dekha hai is rishte ko,
Aashiqui naam dharaya hai.
Kya jaane duniya wale,
Dosti bhi ik bandagi hai.
Sajde hain isme yaar ke,
Yaar ke hi naam zindagi hai.
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By mail from – Sucheta Chauhan www.smsfreak.co.nr

Letter 2 Mr. Bill Gates….

Dear Mr Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the ’shut down