barsaat

kyo jab bhi tuje sochti hui

barsaat hoti hai,

baraste pani sa yaad judthi hai,

dil phir sochta hai tuje,

kya abhi bhi kuch baki hai,

har kushi hai tere pass,

phir bhi kyoi udassi mahsoos hoti hai,

dil ka ristha nahi hai ye,

phir bhi dil se nikalta kyoi nahi,

khali pan bartha kyo nahi,

shayad barastha pani ehsaas dilta hai, tu saath hai dur nahi………………………

 

By – Pallavi

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Java Interview attended by our Banta Singh

Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different … nothing more ]
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Q. What is JFC ?
A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee
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Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.
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Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which methodology will follow ?
A. Send it through courier.
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Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ?
A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.
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Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
A. Non living things can’t communicate.
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Q. What is meant by flickering ?
A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.
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Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.
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Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.
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Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads ?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.
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Q. When is update method called ?
A. Who is update method?
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Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.
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Q. What is JINI ?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin’s friend.
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Q. How will you call an Applet from a _Java Script?
A. I will give invitation.
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Q. How you can know about drivers and database information ?
A. I will go and enquire in the bus depot.
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Q. What is serialization ?
A. Arranging one after the other from left to right.
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Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.
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Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed , a binary tree will grow.
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Q. What is the exact difference between Unicast and Multicast object ?
A. If in a society, if there is only one caste, then it is Unicast, else it is multicast

sms collection

Chahat par ab aitebar na raha, khushi kya hai yeh ehsaas na raha, dekha hai in ankhone tute sapno ko, isliye ab kisi ka intezar na raha…

 

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Waqt ke panne palatkar phir wo haseen lamhe jeene ko dil chahta hai.

kabhi hasa karte the sab dost milkar,

aaj unhe sath dekhne ko dil taras jata hai……. 🙂

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If u love some1 dnt keep in ur heart.keep in ur nails.. Bcoz if u fail in luv.dont break ur heart.Jst cut ur nails..dats da reason girls keep long nails..

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One beautiful heart is equal to thousand beautiful faces . So better to  choose good heart rather than beautiful faces….

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Who am i?

A step wen u r stopped,

A touch wen u r lost,

A word wen u r quiet,

A smile wen u r sad,

A shoulder when u cry,

&

A tight slap if u ever forget ME.

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Najane kyun is jahan mein aisa hota hai,

Khushi jise mile wohi rota hai,

Umar bhar sath nibha na sake jo,

aksar PYAR usi se kyun hota hai..

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Khwab agr tumsa ho to ye khwab na tute.

Dost agr tumsa ho to ye saath na chhute.

Dilon ki dor se bandhe hain rishtey

dekhna dil se dil ke taar na tute >>-

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U R

So-so-so

B-U-S-Y

Just

take

3 seconds

2think of me

 

 

…1…

 

 

 

…2…

 

 

 

…3…

 

So sweet

now continue

ur work happily..

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Hamare ansu pochkar wo muskrate hai,

isi ada se wo dil churate hai,

hath unka chu jaye hamare chehre ko,

isi umid me khud ko ham rulate hai.

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Barbad kar gaye woh zindagi pyar ke naam pe.

Bewafai mil gayi wafa ke naam pe,

zakhm hi zakhm de gaye dawa k naam pe,

Khuda bhi ro padey meri mohabbat k anjaam pe.

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Tarasti nazron ne har pal apka dedar manga,

jaise amavas ne har raat chand manga,

ruth gaya khuda bhi humse,

jab humne apni har dau mein apka saath manga.

meri aaj ki situation

doston kal exam hai aur aaj yeh haal hai

kahan koi kitab aisi mili,
jispar dil luta dete,
har 1 ne dimaag khaya kis-kis ko nipta dete,
ab syllabus dekhkar sonchte hain k 1 mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete…

If Indian Movies Were Released by Microsoft

  1. The names of movies shall be as follows:-

 

  1. Munna Bhai MCSE

 

  1. Kal MSN Ho Na Ho

 

  1. Love in mIRC

 

  1. Tere Nick

 

  1. ID Mil Gaya

 

  1. Chat To Kero

 

  1. Ek Programmer Thi

 

  1. Yeh Hack Horaha Hai

 

  1. Hum Pyar PC Se Kar Baithe

 

  1. Network Ke Us Paar

 

  1. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai

 

  1. Aao Chat Kare

 

  1. C++ Wale Job Le Jayenge

 

  1. Programmer No.1

 

  1. Mera Naam Developer

 

  1. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein

 

  1. Do Processor, Baarah Terminal

 

  1. Tera Code Chal Gaya

 

  1. Har Din Jo Mail Karega

 

  1. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi

 

  1. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehtha Hai

 

  1. Raju Ban Gaya MCSD

 

  1. Client Ek Numbari

 

  1. C ++Programmer Dus Numbari

 

  1. Login Karo Sajana

 

  1. Naukar PC Ka

 

  1. 1942 — A Bug Story

 

  1. Kaho Na Virus Hai

 

  1. Crash Se Crash Tak

 

  1. Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai

This is beautiful! Try not to cry.

She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room.  She said:  “How is my little boy ?  Is he going to be all right ?  When can I see him ?”

The surgeon said, “I’m sorry.  We did all we could, but your boy didn’t make it.”

Sally said, “Why do little children get cancer ?  Doesn’t God care any more ?  Where were you, God, when my son needed you ?”

The surgeon asked, “Would you like some time alone with your son ?  One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he’s transported to the university.”

Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son.  She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair.  “Would you like a lock of his hair ?” the nurse asked.

Sally nodded yes.  The nurse cut a lock of the boy’s hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally.

The mother said, “It was Jimmy’s idea to donate his body to the University for Study.  He said it might help somebody else.  “I said no at first, but Jimmy said, ‘Mom, I won’t be using it after I die.  Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom.”  She went on, “My Jimmy had a heart of

gold.  Always thinking of someone else.  Always wanting to help others if he could.”

Sally walked out of Children’s Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there.  She put the bag with Jimmy’s belongings on the seat beside her in the car.

The drive home was difficult.  It was even harder to enter the empty house.  She carried Jimmy’s belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son’s room.

She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them.  She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.

It was around midnight when Sally awoke.  Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter.  The letter said

:

“Dear Mom, I know you’re going to miss me;  but don’t think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just ’cause I’m not around to say “I Love You” .  I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again.  Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won’t be so lonely, that’s okay with me.  He can have my room and old stuff to play with.  But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn’t like the same things us boys do.  You’ll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know.  Don’t be sad thinking about me.  This really is a neat place.  Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything.  The angels are so

cool.  I love to watch them fly.  And, you know what?  Jesus doesn’t look like any of his pictures.  Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him.  Jesus himself took me to see GOD !  And guess what, Mom ?  I got to sit on God’s knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important.  That’s when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good bye and everything.  But I already knew that wasn’t allowed.  Well, you know what Mom ?  God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter.  I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you.  God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him ‘Where was He when I needed him ?’  “God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross.  He was right there, as He always is with all His children.  Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else c an see

what I’ve written except you.  To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper.  Isn’t that cool ?  I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life.  Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper.  I’m sure the food will be great.

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you.  I don’t hurt anymore.  The cancer is all gone.  I’m glad because I couldn’t stand that pain anymore and God couldn’t stand to see me hurt so much, either.  That’s when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me.  The Angel said I was a Special Delivery !  How about that ?

Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.

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When you’re down to nothing, God is up to something.”

dosti kya hai

Kya khabar tum ko dosti kya hai
Ye roshni bhi hai andhera bhi hai
Khwahishon se bhara jazeera bhi hai
Bohat anmol ek heera bhi hai
Dosti ek haseen khwab bhi hai
Pass se dekho to sarab bhi hai
Dukh milne pe yeh azaab bhi hai
Aur yeh pyaar ka jawaz bhi hai
Dosti yoon to maya jaal bhi hai
Ek haqeeqat bhi hai khayal bhi hai
Kabhi furqat kabhi vissal bhi hai
Kabhi zameen kabhi falak bhi hai
Dosti jhoot bhi hai such bhi hai
Dil main reh jai to kassak bhi hai
Kabhi ye haar kabhi jeet bhi hai
Dosti saaz bhi sangeet bhi hai
Sheir bhi nazam bhi geet bhi hai
Wafa kya hai wafa bhi dosti hai
Dil se nikli Dua bhi dosti hai
Bas itna samajh lo tum
Pyaar ki inteha bhi dosti hai